/me throws an Nintendo DS at icemaster; along the way, it breaks in half, and the screws fly toward Jigglypuff13; the DS cartridge flies toward golem1996; the "pen" bonks SN's head, then falls into his left eye and makes him blind in that same eye; the GBA cartridge flies into PalkiaROXS' mouth, and he accidentally swallows it; and the remains lay on the floor, waiting for an ownerless dog to pick them up and be eaten.
Shawn out.