Vampires Suck.

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This is gonna be spectacular since I hate Twilight. I'll probably wait until it's at the discount theater to see it, though.
 
peetzaman said:
This is gonna be spectacular since I hate Twilight. I'll probably wait until it's at the discount theater to see it, though.
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Hating Twilight will not make this film better -_- There gonna be making fun of Twilight, and to laugh at a joke YOU HAVE TO GET THE JOKE! Thus meaning nobody will like it because:
A] People who don't get the series will not laugh
B] People who love Twilight will go mad with rage
C] Low budget :/
 
Tyrant Tyranitar said:
I'm with Bacon, all the spoof movies are trash except the Scary Movie series, the others are trash and aren't even funny. The director who made them should die a slow painful death.
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xO That's a little harsh xD
The Scary Movie series rocked, but IMO the rest barely got a couple chuckles out of me.
And I'm with Myles, spoofs are always panned by critics, besides Scary Movie which typically got around 54%.
 
Although spoof movies don't appeal to me, i'm glad someone created a counter to Twilight. Twilgiht needs to be punched in the mouth and then thrown in the loser pile with Justin Beiber.

Twilight has gotten way too much recognition, and almost every girl in NA has been brain-washed too obsess over it. The only reason Twilight is still popular is because of the actors they use. Taylor and Robert and Kellan and whatever are girl magnets, and that's what keeps the series alive. The "hunky" boys that take their shirts off during the movie. It's sad really, that a movie saga has to rely on shirtless men to survive. So sad.

Anyway, I hope this movie really burns Twilight. That would be justice. Nt that I will see the movie, because it looks fail. But I hope.
 
I think it will be awful. Full of unclever jokes and bad acting. You can just tell from the commercial.

HAHA! Instead of a wolf, Jacob turns into a chihuahua! Thats funny! *end sarcasm*

and with the price for movie tickets these days... (9.50 for Inception) I think I'll pass
 
Have fun wasting 2 hours of your life people :) Couldn't say I warned you so.
 
TheDarkLucario said:
Have fun wasting 2 hours of your life people :) Couldn't say I warned you so.
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Not only that, but typically for marketing, they usually put some of their funniest lines/scenes of the movie. If this is the case with "Vampires Suck", then this movie will bomb.
 
Dinner for smucks might be funnier than this XD [don't see DfS, it was not good]
 
I didn't laugh once. Sorry to say, it was a cheap thrill comedy that was advertised too much:/ During one comercial break there was three 5 second VS comercials, this shows the producers are worried about the movies sucsess.
 
"I hate vampires."
Get the reference, you get a cookie.

I don't care if this movie does badly, I'm seeing it.
I wonder how the Twilight fanbase will react to this when they find out that this was better than the Twilight movies.
 
Pokefan4000 said:
"I hate vampires."
Get the reference, you get a cookie.

I don't care if this movie does badly, I'm seeing it.
I wonder how the Twilight fanbase will react to this when they find out that this was better than the Twilight movies.
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Van Helsing if I remember correctly, haven't seen it in a while >:D
Cookie... NOW!
 
Pokefan4000 said:
I wonder how the Twilight fanbase will react to this when they find out that this was better than the Twilight movies.
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They won't admit it. They will say Twilight is better no matter what haha.
 
i honestly hate spoof movies far more than i hate twilight movies

the people who get enjoyment out of things like this....
 
Spoofs aren't always bad. Take EarthBound, the parody of all RPGs. Downright hilarious.

'Course, that's a videogame. But still.

And what's a twilight :<
 
TheDarkLucario said:
Van Helsing if I remember correctly, haven't seen it in a while >:D
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It might be, but I'm thinking of something else.

I can't wait to walk around town wearing a Team Jacob shirt with a picture of a Chihuahua on it.
 
I am definitely going to see and enjoy this movie, just because i really hate the twilight saga at first i was open to the subject and trying to see what it is about, until one day one really (i do not really have an adjective that can describe him accurately) Horrible kid asked me when i was reading a book, is that the twilight book? i have hated those books since, now i cannot go with a book that is not really known like harry potter without getting asked this.
So yes i am going to laugh a lot
 
shampoo-thief said:
They won't admit it. They will say Twilight is better no matter what haha.
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LOL. I'm so sick of close minded girls that only listen too the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber and convince themselves that all other music is "icky". I was told by a female friend of mine that the Gorillaz songs have no meaning, and that Justin Bieber songs have much more meaning. LOLCAKES.

But ontopic: Yes, this movie doesn't even look all that funny. I have a feeling it's going to be panned.

Wouldn't surprise me...
 
I just saw the VS commercial, and I Lol'd. The line about Jacob having to take his shirt off every 10 minutes off the movie was my selling point. That is one of the many things I hate about the Twilight saga.

Still won't see it though.

Sad to hear about DfS, I was looking forward to that.:(
 
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