Vampires Suck.

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I can see movies for free thanks to my boyfriend.

Going so hard.
I grew up with Dracula and Buffy the Vampire Slayer so I despised Twilight the moment I heard of it's...."issues".
Looks hilarious.

Also: I love spoof movies. If that makes me a bad person, you're worse for thinking so.
 
Blah. Looks like I'm being talked into seeing this movie on Wednesday o_O
Some of the trailers I've seen actually look a little funny.
I guess it won't be so bad.
I'll post my opinions on it for you guys when I come back from seeing it ^_^
 
SinnohTrainer17 said:
Same, I enjoyed the Scary Movie series.
Then we got Superhero Movie.
And Date Movie.
And Dance Flick.
And Epic Movie.
And Meet the Spartans.
And Disaster Movie.
And The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and felt Superbad About it.

^Not even kidding. It's actually a movie. -________-

But now, I'm done with spoofs until they can prove that they've gotten over the bodily function jokes >_>
lol waht"the 41 yr old virgin who knocked up sarah marshall and felt superbad about it"?! what, lol?!
considering how much i hate all this vampire crap, i have to see this movie

GroudonKing said:
The only thing I like about spoof movies are the jokes.

thats what makes them so great!
 
TheDarkLucario said:
C] Low budget :/
It's sad when movies need to have an incredibly high budget need to be good. Or, just in your opinion.

Pokefan4000 said:
I don't care if this movie does badly, I'm seeing it.
I wonder how the Twilight fanbase will react to this when they find out that this was better than the Twilight movies.
^What he said, again.
 
ShayminSky said:
It's sad when movies need to have an incredibly high budget need to be good. Or, just in your opinion.

Look at movies like the Dark Knight, Inception, Titanic and Avatar. Really big budget and some of the greatest movies ever made.
 
TheDarkLucario said:
Look at movies like the Dark Knight, Inception, Titanic and Avatar. Really big budget and some of the greatest movies ever made.
Why didn't you mention any low budget movies that are good? Or do you only care about the budget and haven't seen any of them?
 
I just saw vampires suck! It was actually much funnier than i predicted, they really did make fun of the twilight series really well without over doing it, i do admit there was some random stuff that didnt make alot of sense but it was still very funny! :D especially cause i hate the twilight series, the main fact is that it just is one of those stupid ass fads that the girls get excited over because it has have naked sparkling guys dancing around and acting like they are real vampires!! Real vampires burn to death in the sunlight, drink blood from anything they can, are repelled by garlic, and killed by a wooden steak, not immortal gay boys and emo Dakota fanning!
But whayever, i still like this spoof movie just like scary movie, superhero movie, and stan helsing!
 
ShayminSky said:
Why didn't you mention any low budget movies that are good? Or do you only care about the budget and haven't seen any of them?
Budget also involves advertising. If a movie advertises too much it shows they had too much left over and a worried about the movies success. If a movie advertises normally it shows they had a healthy leftover, and are not worried. If a movie doesn't advertise 'enough' it shows they had a low budget or they 'over-did' it, which is bad, because without advertising who's gonna watch your movie.

All you people are blind. A spoof movie isn't good because you hate a series. That just shows you need a scapegoat to see this. Hating something doesn't make the movie better. It's just pathetic :/
 
So, I just got back from seeing it.

While I'll admit there were quite a few times I laughed, ...it was bad. I wouldn't say it was terrible, but it wasn't good.

There is one word used to sum up this feeling:

meh.
 
wow the movie was actually ok they made fun of twilight pretty good i hate twilight so much and vampires suck was pretty funny i give it 2 stars
 
shampoo-thief said:
What else would you like? The acting? lol
all the low budget acting is terrible, thats what makes it soo funny

TheDarkLucario said:
Look at movies like the Dark Knight, Inception, Titanic and Avatar. Really big budget and some of the greatest movies ever made.
i wont deny that avatar was really good, but it was an alien smurf version of dances with wolves! if its a ripoff of an older classic then it doesnt deserve to be called the greatest film of all time
 
TheDarkLucario said:
Budget also involves advertising. If a movie advertises too much it shows they had too much left over and a worried about the movies success. If a movie advertises normally it shows they had a healthy leftover, and are not worried. If a movie doesn't advertise 'enough' it shows they had a low budget or they 'over-did' it, which is bad, because without advertising who's gonna watch your movie.

All you people are blind. A spoof movie isn't good because you hate a series. That just shows you need a scapegoat to see this. Hating something doesn't make the movie better. It's just pathetic :/

A spoof is the brain-child of a person who dislikes a certain thing. In this instance, Twilight. The entire reason for a spoof is to make fun of something. Without this, there is no such thing as a parody.

That's also the reason to see the movie. If you don't like the original series, wouldn't you want to see a movie that makes fun of it? It's a smart marketing plan as well, because the producers know how much hate there is toward Twilight. So they created a movie that makes fun of it, in hopes that the haters would see the movie, simply for the fact that they don't like Twilight. That shows a smart buisness idea.

I'm not going to say that hating twilight makes Vampires Suck better, but it allows you to better appreciate the movie. For instance, we all know about the Twilight fangirls. Team Jacob, Team Edward, blah blah blah. I've always disliked the obsession that comes with Twilight. In Vampires Suck, there is a joke about Team J and Team E fighting on who is better. Team J then hits Team E with a shovel. I found that hilarious, because of the way the poke fun at the Twilight junkies.If you were a hard-core twilight fan, you wouldn't find that as funny, or funny at all.

You need to understand the basis of a spoof. It is created by haters, watched by haters, and most enjoyed by haters. That is the point. You wouldn't create of mean spoof of pokemon, would you? Not if you liked it. Twilight haters aren't pathetic, they have a right to see a movie that they know will make fun of something they dislike. That's there choice. You can't call them pathetic for wanting to see a funny movie. You are more pathetic then they are, because you can't accept the reason for a spoof.

Thank you for your time.
 
Okay, I'm gonna say it: I thought this movie was as bad as Twilight.

I mean, I don't normally like these parody movies, but still. I mean, I'd much rather watch Twilight with my buddies and make fun of it myself. But that's just me. I'm glad some of you guys enjoyed it.

And to the guy who said High Budget movies= good movies. PM me if you want, and I'll send you some amazing "low-budget" movies that are absolutely fantastic, and blow some of those fantastic High Budget movies out of the water. (Btw, did you see Spider-Man 3? Yeah...)
 
Forum Shark said:
Okay, I'm gonna say it: I thought this movie was as bad as Twilight.

I mean, I don't normally like these parody movies, but still. I mean, I'd much rather watch Twilight with my buddies and make fun of it myself. But that's just me. I'm glad some of you guys enjoyed it.

And to the guy who said High Budget movies= good movies. PM me if you want, and I'll send you some amazing "low-budget" movies that are absolutely fantastic, and blow some of those fantastic High Budget movies out of the water. (Btw, did you see Spider-Man 3? Yeah...)

Thank you, fine sir.
I haven't seen any of the Twilight movies, but I still understood the parodies in the film.
Personally, I didn't think it was terrible, but it wasn't good.
 
i think vampires suck was a good movie because it made fun of the twilight saga, i love it now when i say twilight sux to twilight fans and they have some catchy comeback about how the series is awesome, all i need to say is two words: vampires suck!

i love spoof movies!
 
sturtle said:
A spoof is the brain-child of a person who dislikes a certain thing. In this instance, Twilight. The entire reason for a spoof is to make fun of something. Without this, there is no such thing as a parody.

That's also the reason to see the movie. If you don't like the original series, wouldn't you want to see a movie that makes fun of it? It's a smart marketing plan as well, because the producers know how much hate there is toward Twilight. So they created a movie that makes fun of it, in hopes that the haters would see the movie, simply for the fact that they don't like Twilight. That shows a smart buisness idea.

I'm not going to say that hating twilight makes Vampires Suck better, but it allows you to better appreciate the movie. For instance, we all know about the Twilight fangirls. Team Jacob, Team Edward, blah blah blah. I've always disliked the obsession that comes with Twilight. In Vampires Suck, there is a joke about Team J and Team E fighting on who is better. Team J then hits Team E with a shovel. I found that hilarious, because of the way the poke fun at the Twilight junkies.If you were a hard-core twilight fan, you wouldn't find that as funny, or funny at all.

You need to understand the basis of a spoof. It is created by haters, watched by haters, and most enjoyed by haters. That is the point. You wouldn't create of mean spoof of pokemon, would you? Not if you liked it. Twilight haters aren't pathetic, they have a right to see a movie that they know will make fun of something they dislike. That's there choice. You can't call them pathetic for wanting to see a funny movie. You are more pathetic then they are, because you can't accept the reason for a spoof.

Thank you for your time.

I have to say that the best spoofs are made by people who actually enjoy what they are spoofing. They better understand the material and know what there is to make fun of to make it funny. See 'A Very Potter Musical' on youtube. Obviously made by Harry Potter fans, and enjoyed by HP fans (haters wouldn't get some of the jokes, because they never enjoyed the series).
 
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