When Pokemon Attack!

yes there is a mew egg, if there's a moltres egg (see snap)

NP: I was baking an egg, when suddenly I got hit by an egg, I was like, wife, let's have some friends over, we got another egg, then suddenly another egg fell on my head, and another, and another, we had dinner with the whole family and all our friends... who could have taught they where egg bombs...

NP gets attacked by a beedrill who drank too much antidote
 
i got stabed real bad,but my Chansey perform quadruple bypass surgery & i'm all better:D

NP get's his/her flesh rended by the extremally sharp claws & the incredably strong jaws of a rampaging Feraligatr!!!
 
Ya know what happens when dusclops sucks you in thier eye? That's what happened to me. (then how am I typing this...)

NP gets attacked by a Swordsman Pichu.
 
PN: oh, so cute, aw, so sharp, oh, so cute, aw, so sharp, oh, so cute, aw, so sharp, ...

NP gets attacked by a brainless alakazam
 
"The square route of a flexnard is..."
"AHHHH! TOO CONFUSING!!!! *dies*"

NP gets attacked by a VERY hungry arbok with rabies.
 
NP: I didn't care from who they where, they just hyper beamed, still hurts

NP gets attacked by a crazy but cute mew, covered in jelly, with a Lolly-pop in his mouth
 
Help! I'm being chased by this cute and crazy mew! Ewwww....it stuck its lollypop on me......At least it's all mine now....

NP gets attacked by a huge man-eating Magikarp.
 
NP, well, it tried to bit Me but it didn't have teeth, so I juts threw it back in the see, where it sucked up a feebas and died...

NP gets attacked by a crazy blastoise *cough*
 
Help me please! It's my Blastoise!! I think I made it faint to often!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!<crush>

NP gets attacked by a spoonless Kadabra.
 
NP: OMG, it stole my spoon, why, why, I was about to eat my soup, and it teleported in front of me, stole my spoon and left...*goes to get a new one)

NP gets attacked by a castform with an umbrella
 
A sumo wresteler walks into a pancake bar. "Give me the Ryan crushed by a snorlax special with maple surup and saltless butter." (XD)

NP gets attacked by a psyduck dressed up as Paul Newman.
 
....with a calm nature. It breaths super-free mints at me. AHHHHHHH! I'm alergic to sugar-free mints!

NP gets attacked by psyduck dresed up as the canadian boxing glove. (bloo toons)
 
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