Would you rather...

[DSJ]

Hitmonchan, they're fast but weak

WYR eat something with rabies or live in a sewer for 5 weeks(No food)?

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Sewer FTW!
Would you rather "destroy mlouden" or "marry mlouden."

 

[Playerking95]

Marry, only to divorce him a minute later.

Would you rather Kill Ash Ketchum or Brock?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

I'd kill Ash, since Brock gives a lot of money in SS along with easy level grinding Pokemon.

WYR be thrown into a tree shredder-thing, or have your head slowly crushed by a vice?

Oddly enough, there are no ninjas lurking at night

 

[Shampoo Thief]

Tree shredder. Its quicker, and probably has some epic story behind it.

Would you rather have to run until your feet bled or swim the length of an Olympic swimming pool filled with rubbing alcohol. Without goggles, or anything of the sort.

 

[Shining Raikou]

Run until my feet bleed.

Would you rather take a bite out of a cactus or massage a smelly walrus?

 

[Playerking95]

Duh, massage a smelly Walrus. Fun Fact: I have Cacti at my house, okay maybe it wasn't that fun.

Would you rather dance for 24 straight or get shot in the chest with a shot gun, from a close distance, 2 times?

 

[Their Goominess]

Dance for 24 hours.

Would you rather be an really tired insomniac or sleep for 2 years straight?

 

[dragonspit999]

2 years straight.... At least I won't die eventually through that...

Would you rather have a ditto take over your life or live in an underground basement for several years, with nothing but the necessities?

 

[Robot]

If nessesities include the internet, than option B.

WYR be chased by the Military, or a pack of rabid tigers?

 

[Playerking95]

Military.

Would you rather drink 8 month old Milk, or would you eat an apple that fell in sewerage for 2 minutes.

 

[cataha]

Apple. If you meant two seconds and not two minutes.

Would you rather live in the Sahara desert for the rest of your life
OR
Live in the Antartica for the rest of your life

 

[PokeChamp]

The Sahara. Bring plenty of water, of course.

Would you rather cut off an arm, or live in a prison for the rest of your life?

 

[Playerking95]

Cut an arm off.

Would you rather fight in a war for 5 years, or be stranded on an island without anything but the clothes on your body?

 

[Their Goominess]

Fight in a war. At least you wouldn't definitely die during that.

Would you rather live in the territory of a very ferocious lion for a month or have no internet access for the rest of your life?

 

[swain]

Live with a lion.

WYR fight bruce lee or jackie chan?

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Lion. Don't worry, I have a shotgun.
Bruce Lee. I still have a shotgun.

Would you rather marry your mother/father or marry a dead person.

 

[jirachinick]

Jackie Chan, he's not hard to take down
Would you rather be Sunflora Weak or have the powers of a Magikarp?
Edit: Ninja'd
Marry a dead person

 

[brOkenice]

Sunflora weak. At least I can use Razor Leaf.

Fart in public or have you Pokemon game freeze permamently.

 

[swain]

fart in public I do it all the time

Eat a pidgey or eat a caterpie.