Would you rather...

[ElectricPokemonMaster]

Eat the pidgy, probably tastes like chicken

Would you rather go blind or deaf?

 

[Their Goominess]

Deaf.

Would you rather have an Electrode explode at you, or have a Dwebble use Rock Throw at you?

 

[Cris]

Dwebble use Rock Throw at me. I could dodge it w/ my ninja skills! XD

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?

 

[swain]

Cold shower

WYR lick a maracatus or a muk?

 

[Gardegon]

Muk, I could wash it off my tounge.


WYR Buy a 3DS, have it for a week, then have to get an original DS as a replacement, or just have a DS Lite

 

[Hot N' Spicy]

DSLite

WYR die or be homeless with no money or friends forever.

 

[David21]

Die.


WYR go to Japan and visit the creators of Pokemon for two days and being able to ask them anything or hang out with any person in the world for two days.

 

[Inconceivable]

Hang out with anyone.

Would you rather go to Worlds or play on your brand new Pokémon game?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Worlds.

WYR die by a laser cutting you slowly into pieces, or die by a poison that would slowly get worse over several days?

 

[Gardegon]

Poison, then I could have time to say goodbye, and play more Pokemon of course

WYR eat an entire tree's bark, or eat 200 sheets of paper?

 

[Hot N' Spicy]

Paper. One a day. Maybe 2.

WYR get crushed slowly on a bed of nails by a pressurized block of iron or bleed to death from losing one leg.

 

[swain]

bleed it would be cooler

WYR die from a shot in the hand or from eating a muk?

 

[PMJ]

Some of you aren't getting the point of this game.

You have to give a person an option between two choices in which they would want to do neither of them.

"Go to worlds" or "Play new pokemon game" are both great choices, so they go against the idea of this game.

Do better.

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Eat a Muk.

Would you rather be pemanently 1 month old or be permenently 500 decades old?

 

[Hot N' Spicy]

Permanently 5000 years, but I'd still be HAWT.

WYR get Dmaster smashed or get banned for a week.

 

[The Yoshi]

Get banned for a week.

Would you rather drink five bottles of ketchup, or eat an elephant's foot?

 

[swain]

Elephant's foot

WYR get perma banned or have to be joeypals for a day?

 

[Hot N' Spicy]

Mean, but perma banned. SO MUCH NEGATIVE BAGGAGE. When I return I would be perma-shunned.

WYR live in a giant wasp nest, or eat wasp eggs.

 

[Shampoo Thief]

Eat some of the eggs om nom nom

Would you rather have to live in your parents basement for the rest of your life or only be able to ride the bus the rest of your life?

 

[swain]

Live in basement can play pokemon and get free food

WYR let WPM get really mad at you or lose all your pokemon related stuff for the rest of your life.