CloudlessRayne, and now to look at the details of your story one by one.
~You leading the way in a subway system? Haha, I can see why they had a hard time believing you.
~Space Mountain freezing for a few minutes would be a pretty big freak-out.
~Pirates of the Caribbean is nice that you have stuff to look at while in line. I think Jungle Cruise is somewhat similar (I think I spent an hour in that line once, but there was so much stuff to see). Trying to scare each other? No surprises there...then again, you have had funny experiences like that before.
~The French guy + your family = one hilarious culture shock.
~All in all, it sounds like you had one great day at Euro Disney! A nice way to finish off your Spring Break, no? But then again, you still have Saturday and Sunday...and then a Monday which, knowing you, will be full of pranks.