I think the idea of it having some kind of cheese based attack would be horrific. the mechanics of it just...blow my mind. It would have to sort of, make it's own body cheese - BODY CHEEEEESE D: Would it have a special cheese-cloaca or something?
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It's cute, though. I like it's ridiculous oven-mitt hands.
And to all the people boldly claiming they could design better pokemon [I bet you couldn't, Lower your tumpets, dudes] People would still hate your precious designs as much as you claim to hate broccoli-mon. As far as I can see, the pokemon thus far tick a lot of boxes as far as pleasing whatever target audience GF has.
Saying it's dumb because it's broccoli is person when you think about the fact that last year [or maybe the year before] Japan went crazy over bananas and a slew of merchandising ensued [because of a fad diet]. Bananas. They really REALLY dug bananas for a while, haha. It doesn't seem that weird to me then, that they anthropomorphize a vegetable [although the concept is...odd, I certainly wouldn't have thought of it] they've already done it with a number if weird seemingly illogical things. iloveegg.com, anyone?
To summarize, allow broccoli mon. He's an ok guy. Plus he's packed full of Iron and vitamins - he's pretty much the ultimate life form.