Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

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You were playing with stock so he came back and got rid of all of your stock

I made Ash release him, catch him in a pokeball and put it in an oven (the oven is on)
 
You're right. You did turn the knob on the oven so it would turn on. But the power's out, so you fail.

I get Weegee to stare at Uberchu.
 
Uberchu stares back until WeeGee dies.

I eat uberchu. It's not a clone, ditto, drawing, or anything. it's t3h real uberchu.
 
Okay, I have to make a new rule.

DO NOT STATE THAT IT IS THE REAL UBERCHU. INSTEAD, JUST STATE THE MURDER METHOD.

Anywho, you accidentally swallow him whole. He cuts a hole in your throat and escapes while you wither away.

I whack him over the head with a gigantic trout.
 
Uberchu swallows Paris Hilton.

Uberchu and Chuck norris are locked in an Asylum, and chuck hates uberchu... F:O
 
Uberchu has the same feelings. They engage in epic battle.
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The Chuck Norris you idolize is no more.


I tie a brick to his tail and throw him into the Pacific.
 
Very interesting arm you have there. You threw that turkey on to the moon.


My darkrai dark voids it to sleep and uses dark pulse.
 
Too bad the pole you tried to stick through his head was made of foam.

I throw Snorchu on Uberchu.
 
Yes, but since you started it the destruction started where you were so it destroyed you so the destruction stopped. (Like a paradox)

I decapitate him.
 
I don't know what that is, so it fails.


I send The Monster in the refrigerator next to the ketchup and to the left of the coleslaw to get him.
 
Uberchu eats it and then spits the seeds at you at topspeed making you die!

I eat Uberchu
 
He uses Thunderbolt and decimates the pebble.

I revive Groudon, then have all of the Ground-types use Mud Shot at the same time at Uberchu.
 
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