Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

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Wish granted, but you now must spend a fortune at the chiropractor.

I wish all the world's keys would melt.
 
Granted but the molten puddle covered the whole world and start an apocalyse

I wish to be a king that would be respected and immortal
 
Granted, but only one person respects you, and he's super freaking annoying. Then, you get locked in a solitary cell for life with this really annoying guy, who then dies and his rotting corpse makes the cell smell really bad.

I wish I could finally finish my Werewolf game.
 
Machamp The Champion said:
Granted, but only one person respects you, and he's super freaking annoying. Then, you get locked in a solitary cell for life with this really annoying guy, who then dies and his rotting corpse makes the cell smell really bad.

I wish I could finally finish my Werewolf game.
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Granted, but it ends in controversy as it goes down to a random townie getting lynched and it just so happens to be the last wolf.

I wish I could feel the sweet, sweet embrace of muh waifu.
 
Wish granted, but you end up embracing a super smelly person.

I wish Ice Espeon would become less mathy.
 
Granted, but all the chocolate melts and covers you in a gooey, sticky mess.

I wish for a bunch of HTML.
 
Have a bunch of Hot Tangy Mustard Leaves :D

I wish for a tbh. (those things on facebook where someone tells you what they think about you)
 
Granted, but they end their message with one of these maths chat up lines:

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
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My love for you is like pi... never ending.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
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I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
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I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
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I think that should be enough... hehe


I wish that real life spoons could be heavenly.
 
Granted, but spoons become heavenly only to an obscure religion in the southern jungles of Africa.

I wish I had a pet kraken.
 
Granted, but I think it's obvious what happens next!

I wish somebody would make fun of Luispipe8.
 
Granted, but whenever some one says "unleash the kraken", it will get out and you'll have to ride around the neighborhood yelling "KRAKEN!" to find it and bring it home.

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Granted, Luis, yo mama so dumb, she thinks seven is a color. But Jax's mama is so fat, when she leaves the house the sun is eclipsed across the neighborhood. (I suck at yo mama jokes.)

I wish these walls would paint themselves in the colors and pattern I have selected.
 
Granted, but the walls become self aware and eat you.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money in my bank account.
 
Granted, but the bank notices that something is wrong so the FBI starts investigating the case. You get arrested. You get questioned. When you answer that you got the money from a wish on a forum game, nobody believes you. They start torturing you for answers, but as they don't believe the truth, you can only lie yourself out of it with some hardcore crime confessions. In the end you get thrown into jail for the rest of your life and you have to live on rusty water and dry old bread. No butter.

I wish for the New 3DS to come out tomorrow.
 
Granted, but Momomaster's wish claimed all your money and because the FBI kept the case a secret they can't find out who it belongs to so you never get your money back and you will never have enough money to buy the New 3DS. You eventually get so frustrated you decide to wish for one on the Internet, but because you didn't have any money your parents think you stole it and reported you to the FBI. Stuff happened (being tortured and all) and you now share a prison room with Momomaster.

I wish for my wish to be crushed. (Did I break the game with this wish?)
 
Teal said:
Granted, but the bank notices that something is wrong so the FBI starts investigating the case. You get arrested. You get questioned. When you answer that you got the money from a wish on a forum game, nobody believes you. They start torturing you for answers, but as they don't believe the truth, you can only lie yourself out of it with some hardcore crime confessions. In the end you get thrown into jail for the rest of your life and you have to live on rusty water and dry old bread. No butter.

I wish for the New 3DS to come out tomorrow.
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I... don't have butter on my bread... that wouldn't work on me.

Granted, drohn. Everything you ever wanted is now crushed.
 
You forgot to wish for something. :p

(Technically you also didn't crush my wish, but either way wouldn't work. I broke it.)
 
Whatever wish the wisher wished for is granted. But sadly it involved going back in time and...

I wish there were more emoticons.
 
Granted. no drawbacks. you have more emoticons now.
(i want them too so that's why.)

I wish for the next poster to break the game, similar to drohn.
 
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