Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

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Granted, but now they jump into you TV and break it everytime you get one.

I wish the day was longer so I can take care of all my responsibilities...
 
Granted, but now each day lasts for an infinite amount of time, which is caused because the earth stopped rotating and stopped moving around the sun, causing severe weather issues, killing all life on earth.

I wish to win this month's Create-A-Card with a perfect score.
 
Granted, but it turns out CaC was secretly like golf all along and you actually lose for having the most points.

I wish I could buy more rocks/gems/minerals without getting in trouble for cluttering my room with them.
 
Granted, you now live in a cave! You are surrounded by rocks, gems, and minerals! Only, tourists often come by your house and talk about something like seeing a present-day caveman, and you've got some people trying to sneak in your cave and grab your precious gems and minerals. Bats lurk the cave and sometimes you have strange visitors such as Bears who ask for more than the occasional cup of sugar and tea. It looks like you're between a rock and a hard place, literally!

I wish to own a Coffee Maker!
 
Congratulations. You now own a coffee maker. However, it is extremely loud. So loud that when you start it up, your eardrums explode and you become deaf. The coffee it makes is boiling hot, but as you are still so confused from becoming deaf you just take a sip. You burn your mouth completely and before losing your taste forever, you taste the most horrible taste you have tasted in your life. You proceed to spit out the coffee and you spit it on your couch that now has a coffee stain on it. Then you proceed to yell out so loud from pain that you lose your voice. But hey: Congratulations. You now own a coffee maker.

I wish for a dishwasher.
 
Granted, but your's becomes the only in the world so everyone is hunting you down to use it. One day, a man approaches you and your Coffee Maker and offers you $10 billion. You take the deal. Two days later the man comes back begging for his money back. You two argue for a while until the man throws a punch. You two are now locked in combat. Finally, after a great match, you have strangled the man with your bare hands. The police come to find you and you flee the country. Now you live in a Russian airport. This was for Fancy.

Granted, but it costs $100 every day you have it and another $1000 for each use.

I wish for world peace.
 
Granted, but you are now stuck working for a children's show for the rest of your life, talking to the camera and getting no responses. Better get looking for those clues!

I wish for gold, jewels, safety and also mattresses.
 
Granted, but I misunderstood your wish and made you a mattress made out of gold and jewels. And I totally missed where you said safety. You can be assured nothing about this mattress is "safe."

I wish I was a Super Mod.
 
Granted. Pokebeach shuts down due to S-mod overload. Although honestly now that you've asked you'll probably never become one.

I wish this thread would close early.
 
Granted, but the was not enough spider in that pig.

I wish for the sky to turn purple.
 
Granted, but that's only through your tinted sunglasses.

I wish for a day to wear a banana suit to school and not be sent to the office.
 
Granted, but then it's not thirty-two anymore so your wish is invalid because thirty-two doesn't exist.

I wish eight was a colour.
 
Granted, but that colour looks like baby-poo brown and vomit mixed together.

I wish the Wii U could play bluray movies.
 
Granted, but the Wii U used to much rays and destroyed your blue disk.

I wish Google would be called something else.
 
Granted, but they forgot to announce their new name before the change and now nobody can ever use Google anymore. People are no longer able to find information online so the Internet gets useless and they cancel it completely leaving everyone sad about not getting Pokémon Wi-Fi events.

I wish for good food. (I'm hungry.)
 
Granted, but the food was cursed! Every time you eat you'll be struck by uncontrollable diarrhea.

I wish my farts smelled like cinnamon.
 
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