Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

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Granted, but it is so loud it speeds up the rotation of the earth and kills off life.

I wish for no one to say 42 when asked what the meaning of life is.
 
Granted, but now you're a hitchhiker in space. Whatever than means...

I wish for this thread to not end.
 
Granted but you're weaker than first-year Neville Longbottom.

I wish to be able to fly (more freedom but without the dangers of driving and all that).
 
Granted, but it tires you out just as much as if you flap your arms in real life.

I wish for a hoverboard that i can ride. it cannot break or shut down.
 
Granted, but someone shoots you in the leg and steals it.

I wish my life was literally perfect and never got bored of it.
 
Granted, but now your life is so perfect that you become bored.

I wish for someone to write 'Kazam'.
 
Granted, Alakazam! (Now coming to a cereal box with two spoons near you!)

I wish for another Fancy pokemon, like the fancy variant of Vivillion.
 
Granted, but its a fancy variant of magikarp, and it ruins the entire metagame because its OP

I wish I had 2 yveltal EX in 11/10 mint condition
 
Granted, but there was a mess up. You got de-minted conditions.

I wish for a new word that will become and old word.
 
Granted, but now because the word is old only Hipsters use it and it gets really, really annoying.

I wish my ingrown toenail would go away.
 
Granted, but now you get a hard-to-get-to-without-it-hurting hangnail on your thumb.

I wish I could afford the new 2015 Mustang. :(
 
Granted, but it sucks just like the last 3 Shrek movies.

I wish the Dolphins at least make the playoffs this year.
 
PsychedelicBreakfast said:
Granted, but it sucks just like the last 3 Shrek movies.

I wish the Dolphins at least make the playoffs this year.
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Granted, but then they win the superbowl for the first time since B.C.

I wish PsyB would change his profile pic to Normal Greninja
 
Granted, but PsyB changes his picture back quickly.

I wish that Earth was called Htrae.
 
AlexanderTheAwesome said:
PsychedelicBreakfast said:
Granted, but it sucks just like the last 3 Shrek movies.

I wish the Dolphins at least make the playoffs this year.
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Granted, but then they win the superbowl for the first time since B.C.

I wish PsyB would change his profile pic to Normal Greninja
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Granted, but now you have to look at Greninja's butt.

Granted, but droves of people come to your home and throw rotten eggs, tomatoes, and various pieces of garbage at your house for naming Earth something that they can't pronounce.

I wish that Pluto was still a real planet.
 
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