Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

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Granted. You can know read the barriers to the mind.

I wish my pencil lead breaks.
 
It does, and you end up table-flipping because of it, thereby breaking every other pencil within one metre of you.

I wish my laptop was faster.
 
Granted, but it is unable to connect to the interwebz.

I wish I had a delicious, hot pizza from Mellow Mushroom in front of me right meow!
 
Granted, but they go bankrupt and you now have to use other sites with higher fees.

I wish for super powers.
 
Granted, but they are not a match for Natsu Dragneel and Erza Scarlet and you promptly lose in a battle with them.

I wish that the next poster is Drohn.

('Breaking the thread' compilation:
Lugia123 said:
Granted. Oh wait NOT!

I wish that this wish won't be granted.
I just stopped the tread.
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Drohn said:
Granted, but Momomaster's wish claimed all your money and because the FBI kept the case a secret they can't find out who it belongs to so you never get your money back and you will never have enough money to buy the New 3DS. You eventually get so frustrated you decide to wish for one on the Internet, but because you didn't have any money your parents think you stole it and reported you to the FBI. Stuff happened (being tortured and all) and you now share a prison room with Momomaster.

I wish for my wish to be crushed. (Did I break the game with this wish?)
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Omega Soul said:
Granted. no drawbacks. you have more emoticons now.
(i want them too so that's why.)

I wish for the next poster to break the game, similar to drohn.
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Drohn said:
Nobody has enough power to grant your wish, except for Jovimohnaeliackvid. Your wish was crushed before it was granted.
(I'm also not sleeping. :p)

I wish for the next person to crush my wish. (This is how you break the game.)
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Teal said:
Granted, but the world implodes
(wtf?)

I wish for no more wishes to be crushed on Pokébeach.
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such grammar wow
 
bbninjas said:
Granted. I'm pseudo-Drohn.

I wish that dishwashers were invisible.
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Granted, but you can never find your dishwasher and your jeans with your wallet in them are lost forever

I wish that I could become a legendary Pokémon (not mythical)
 
Granted, but you are forced to wash his clothes for life starting now.

I wish for another person's wish to be crushed by the next poster.
 
Granted, but instead of being fattening, all cakes now tastes bad.

I wish I had the ability to tell right away if someone is lying to me.
 
Granted, but you also think that people are lying to you when they are telling the truth.

I wish I could go to bed and get up at a normal time.
 
Granted, but they also start wearing lipstick. What have I done?!?!

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I wish everyday was National Coffee Day.
 
Reggie McGigas said:
Granted, but when you get coffee on your jeans you will have to wash them in the dishwasher :>

I wish I had no homework
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Granted, you now have an infinite amount of assessments.

I wish for a meteor to hit the United States of America.
 
Granted, but it also hits all English-Speaking countries, and then Spanish is the new English.

I wish I was 18 so I could take the Professor's Exam once and for all...
 
Salamencetrainer34 said:
Granted, but you fail every exam

I wish Amazon would ship out my 3ds smash bros already
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Granted. They ship it to Antarctica.

I wish for seats to be legless.
 
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