Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

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Granted, but it gets lost in shipment and somehow ends up being shipped to my house. :3

Granted. Have fun sitting on the floor.

I wish singing shows would quit being televised. >:|
 
Granted, but they're now directly beamed into your mind.

I wish I had Bismuth Crystals. (Google Bismuth and you'll want some too)
 
Granted, but you have to rent them from me for $100AUD per day.

I wish I was the owner of the moon.
 
Granted, but Russia blows it up as an act of war.

I wish midnight was actually 7pm EST so I could get Smash Bros earlier.
 
granted, but it is infested with man-eating aliens.
Granted, but you play it so much you lose your sight.

I wish that I could eat more doughnuts without puking.
 
Granted, but then Sonic never existed and neither did the Sega brand nor any games associated with it.

I wish I could find my dream job.
 
Granted, but when I entered this wish into the Wishmaker.exe, I entered it as my dream job. You're now a videogame designer. Sorry.

I wish high-end computers weren't so expensive.
 
Granted, but then now reach the end of their functional life 10 minutes after the first boot.

I wish I had a FRF Booster Box to open...
 
Granted, but since I don't know what that is, you are sent a Firey Radioactive Fudgebar Booster Box, and die upon consuming the delicious fudge inside.

I wish to get a full scholarship to the college of my choice.
 
Granted, but the college immediately closes down and you wasted all the money you payed for it.

I wish I could get a worlds invite this year.
 
Granted, but you're immediately disqualified right before the first match because you forgot to register.

I wish Nintendo will drop the Wii name for their next console.
 
Granted but it is called the 'City game 3d internal software XTurboChampionX street smash fighter 2.5 DLC pack machine. Oh, and it has smash.

I wish I could go to sleep
 
Granted. Drohn creeps up behind you screaming Dutch and stabs you in the back.

I wish for life to be real.
 
Granted, but you only believe wholeheartedly that life is real. As it turns out, you are really in a tube and being used to power robots, which have taken over the world.

I wish to have a GF
 
Granted, but every time you use them, someone dies.

I wish I could complete my Wizards of the Coast Pokemon card collection.
 
Granted, but your powers are the ability to tie shoes really well and the ability to write cursive upside down and backwards as if you were printing normally.

I wish the AL Wildcard game ends with a very cool finish.
 
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