Crush a Wish! [YPPY]

[Momaster12]

Granted but, now every other planet including Earth is not.

I wish I had an NTSC "New" 3DS XL.

 

[BigfootAUS]

Granted, but it's NTSC-J.

I wish the PokeBeach Skype Chat wasn't so laggy.

 

[Brave Vesperia]

Granted, but instead of being laggy, Skype just stops sending messages completely.

I wish I had enough time for Pokémon TCG tournaments and work.

 

[bbninjas]

Ninja'd again.
Granted, but I'm pretty sure I granted that before. XD
Granted, but now you don't have time for this forum.

I wish for exactly twenty-three dollars and fifty-six cents.

 

[AlexanderTheAwesome]

Granted, but you have to give it back to me right now

I wish I had a Taco rn

 

[Lugia123]

Granted. As I don't know what it is so the universe implodes.

I wish genie would stop being stupid.

 

[bbninjas]

Granted! The genie has completely forgotten how to crush wishes. But sadly, Ice Espeon employed a new genie to continue the game.

I wish hoses were snakes and snakes were hoses.

 

[PsychedelicBreakfast]

Granted, but watering your lawn now just became insanely dangerous.

I wish I could ride a cheetah to work.

 

[Momaster12]

Granted, but the Cheetah gets restless and mauls your boss. Now you have no job or cheetah as it was taken away by animal control. You are also charged for having a freakin cheetah.

I wish everything in life had voice command.

 

[Keeper of Night]

Granted, but now everything starts talking back to you as well.

I wish my swimming pool could be a giant fish tank.

 

[bbninjas]

Granted, but the Genie placed some man-eating sharks in there too.

I wish for a rhyme for orange.

 

[Salamencetrainer34]

Granted, but the world implodes

I wish everyone accepts Shrek is drek

 

[Teal]

Granted, but the world implodes
(wtf?)

I wish for no more wishes to be crushed on Pokébeach.

 

[Keeper of Night]

Granted, except there was a typo in the agreement document so it became invalid.

I wish stingrays were less stingy.

 

[bbninjas]

Granted, the stingrays became stringrays.

I wish a mousetrap would snap the next person who posts.

 

[Lugia123]

Granted. The genie is now dead. Thread closed.

I wish the thread would reopen.

 

[GadgetJax]

Wait, is the thread actually closed?

Granted, I think. I'd be able to cancel it if I had more intel on the whole situation, but sadly, I do not.

I wish The Cake was a lie.

 

[bbninjas]

Sorry, but The Cake is the truth.

I wish for black to orange and orange to be brown.

 

[Keeper of Night]

Granted, but now North is South as well.

I wish balloons would float toward gold.

 

[BigfootAUS]

Granted, but now all gold is stored in the sun.

I wish I could read people's minds.