Pichu,
why on earth did you think electrocuting a random pool was a good idea? Please tell me the insane mudkip didn't put you up to it.
Sigh. Let me try to fix this mess.
*walks towards the armaldo*
Hello, good sir, I
deeply apologize for my associate's rather rude behavior *stares at pichu angrily*; I do hope we can reach a mutually beneficial agreement without resorting to violence, mister...
Oh, yes, armaldo. Well, mr. armaldo, I think I can offer you something you will find
more than satisfying as a compensation for this pichu's injurious recklessness.
*flutters eyelashes*
Why, yes, I
am talking about his life indeed! you can have him, with all his electric powers, as your eternal slave! they will come in very handy to give some light to this awf...
lovely cave of yours; did you decorate it yourself? I love what you've done with all the... puddles... and the stalactites; very trendy.
And tell you what, as I know a gentleman of your tall, tall,
taaaaalll so tall... stature is
nothing but business savvy, I'll throw in an extra! do you see that mudkip over there, yelling frantically? well, you can have
him too! as (AHEM) sad as I am to let him go, he's a master strategist, a very capable leader, a mighty warrior and a fascinating conversationalist, not to mention how smart he is; seriously, he has the best ideas.
Nononono, I realize we insulted you, and you should definitely,
DEFINITELY have him! really, I INSIST. PLEASE TAKE HIM.
I humbly submit this as my action for group revision. PLEASE, LET ME DO IT