Two Magical Fish

bacon's theory:

So we have two fish. Fish live in the water... beach! Aha! It's Pokebeach! Connection! Beach rhymes with Peach! Which is a fruit, meaning it's the counterpart of a vegetable, and if we take the first letter from Vegetable and Fruit we get VF, which according to Google stands for VampireFreaks! What are vampires famously weak to? That's right, Garlic, which smells... smell... Nose! Which sounds JUST like "knows"! But WHO knows? Ahhh that's an easy one. Beach also rhymes with speech, so it's clearly someone who is quite loud or, in forum terms, types with a lot of capital letters.

So, have you guessed who the mastermind behind all of this is?

That's right.

Sonicmoj.

I swear if you even so much as hint you are taking this post seriously...
 
Two little fish,
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Since this is pokebeach, and the staff members would most likely be big fish in this context, then the little fish would most likely mean the members.
So.. something will happen to two members...
I think.

Each endowed with magical powers.
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Obviously modship. Or it could be some other form of promotion..
So two members will become promoted in some way..
Or maybe this poem could be past tense. In other words, these events could have already happened..
 
We know all of this already. >_>
Haven't you ever heard of Four Stars? This is the same basic idea except with two people and Fishes.
 
You guys are thinking way too deeply, and are embedding your experiences here with the "legend." Think without bias.
 
Ah lol Spoon and scampy. No way could it be Sonicmoj. Spoon's theory is getting there though. Not sure about Light Venusaur. :F

dmaster out.
 
I got it. Don't misuse the Grammar System. That's it. I'm pretty serious.
 
It could be.

WPM, no bias? Interpreting a poem analyzes the poem's connotations as well, unless...
Hold a second, I think I'm close to the answer.
 
It seems as though new members register every single day with no miss. So it only seems natural that they would promote a few members to mod positions and maybe give a regular mod a higher rank. There's so much acitivity on these forums, there needs to be a large staff to run it. :)
 
I almost sure as well. Not completely 100 because WPM is a man of many mysteries. He could pull off the right decision- but something we do not in the least expect. ;)
 
To me it does not seem to mean that there will be more mods or any demotions. It is simple and when things are simple it is easy to be over analytical. I think that this is telling us about interactions of members. That is just my own opinion though. Like always we will have to wait and see what WPM has in store for us.
 
Bias? Ok, Water Pokemon Master's favorite type is water

The site is named beach after water

The poem is about fish, who live in water

So will something happen that has something to do with members and water? Members who also love the water type? Thats a pretty hefty amount of people.

If no one figures it out, nothing happens. So this is a test, a water test of some sort? I think this could be a rough start to something, is there a particular staff member that loves water? MylesPrower, Junior Mod I believe's favorite type is water. However that doesn't explain the riddle, is the riddle just something to give us an idea about bias, and simply has nothing to do with an analogy? I think something along those lines could be possible, or I could be completely off.
 
This could be just a test to see if people who start throwing names out for promotions/demotions...which it has...
 
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