Your sword/knife/other instrument broke.
I trap Uberchu so that he can´t escape.
Than I cut open Uberchu´s belly with an unbreakeble sword and I never miss.
With Uberchu still sealed away 9000000000ft under the sea with no one to help/hear him/no phone/no other contact possible in any way.
I organise a bean eating contest. Than Iisquise Uberchu as a toilet and no-one knowing it except me. Bring on land, and then he gets to face 90000000000 wet bean farts... He doesn´t survive.
-everything went according to plan.
-Uberchu couldn´t survive that many farts in his organs.
-no-body/nothing saved him.
-nobody took over the world with air.
BEAT THAT ONE!