Game start.
Not usually fun, but always necessary.
<camoclone> Hello! Welcome to my WW game! I'm your host, camoclone!
Oh no.
<Me> Why are you here?
<camoclone> I told you, I'm hosting!
<Me> ...This isn't a WW game camo.
<camoclone> This world is widel-
*Me mashes A button.
<camoclone> Are you a boy or a girl?
<Me> ...Are you ignoring me?
<camoclone> So, you're a girl?
<Me> B.
<camoclone> Are you a boy or a girl?
<Me> Boy.
<camoclone> Ok then, what is your name?
<Me> Are you just following a script or something?
<camoclone> Yes.
<camoclone> This will be the best WW game ever if you would just play along.
*Me is now known as Keeper.
<camoclone> Now! Be ready to enter the world of pokémon! You will meet countless people and pokemon on your jour-
<Keeper> Bye.
It seems that, like the rest of this bandwagon, the PokéBeach members have decided to take over my game. I just hope the rest of the characters don't think we're in a WW game too.
The TV was on, though I had no idea how I ended up watching it. Professor Camo was on, apparently.
The rival character dashed in and out of the room, but I never did get a good look at his face. Oh well, I'm sure I'll see him again later.
I ignored the generic "mom" character and went outside.
*Keeper has entered #TwinleafTown
I know I'm supposed to find my rival at his house, so I went there next. Of course, he came out of the house and almost ran me over first.
<Keeper> Watch it!
<Keeper> ...
<Keeper> Why are you my rival?
<Gistica> ...
<Gistica> I don't know.
<Gistica> I think its because I was your rival in the Blue run you never finished.
<Keeper> Oh yeah. I remember that.
<Gistica> It's also because you ran out of ideas.
<Keeper> Shut up.
<Gistica> <3
Yup. My pal Gistica was my rival again.
After we headed back inside to grab what he had forgotten, he threatened to fine me ten-million dollars for holding him up. Lovely.
I had to try to hurry, but running is physically impossible in the game without the Running Shoes. Makes me wonder how my rival can run already.
*Keeper has entered #Route201
<Gistica> Finally! Now we can run to Sandgem Town!
<Gistica> Running will let us avoid all the wild pokémon by hopping from one patch of grass to the other!
<Keeper> ?
<Keeper> Didn't you read the manual?
<Keeper> Running ATTRACTS wild pokémon.
<Gistica> Pfft. We'll be fine.
<Keeper> And I cant even run.
<Gistica> 3...2...1...
Thank goodness
Rowan camoclone showed up and stopped us.
<camoclone> Did you receive your role PMs yet? You never confirmed.
<Gistica> What?
<Keeper> ...Still not a WW game.
<camoclone> Keeper, if you don't stop trolling, I'll have to mod-kill you.
<Keeper> Don't you have an assistant or something?
<camoclone> Oh, that's right. Now, where did he go?
<%PMJ> Right here!
<%PMJ> And camo, you don't still think this is a WW game, do you?
<%PMJ> I explained this like, twenty times already.
<camoclone> Please give them their roles.
*PMJ stares at camoclone.
<%PMJ> Anyway, here in this briefcase are three pokémon. Go ahead and pick one.
*Keeper picks Chimchar!
*Gistica picks Piplup!
<Keeper> Going for the same strategy as last time?
<Gistica> It worked, didn't it?
<Keeper> No.
<Gistica> ...
<camoclone> Please come by my lab later to confirm your roles.
*camoclone has left #Route201
<%PMJ> Sorry guys. I think he's set on his WW game.
<%PMJ> Later.
*PMJ has left #Route201
I figured Gistica would challenge me now, but nothing seemed to happen...
Until the battle music played.
vs.
Not enough to say about this battle, just lots of Scratching and Pounding.
Of course I won, gg.
<Gistica> I'm going to beat you one of these times.
<Keeper> Cool story bro.
*Gistica has left #Route201
I was then sent back "home" where I was instructed by the motherbot to go see camoclone again, which I knew I had to do anyway. I also got the Running Shoes!
/Accomplishment
Then I go outside and towards Route201, but Gistica stops me. Apparently, he wants to go catch a legendary pokémon.
<Gistica> We can do it! Now that we have our own pokémon!
<Keeper> But... Our pokémon are only level 5.
<Keeper> Isn't Mesprit level 45 or something?
<Gistica> You worry too much! Let's go!
*Gistica has entered #LakeVerity
*Keeper has entered #LakeVerity
But someone was there already. Someone I'd gone against before. Someone very evil.
<Keeper> Hiya Twisted.
<TwistedTurtwig> Do I know you?
<Keeper> I'm the protagonist in this game.
<Keeper> But you, as you usually do, have drawn the ultimate scum role. Cyrus.
<TwistedTurtwig> I saw camo earlier, I think he had something to do with it.
<Keeper> Probably.
<TwistedTurtwig> ...I just want to make a better world.
<TwistedTurtwig> ...I'll leave for now.
*TwistedTurtwig has left #LakeVerity
Interesting.
<Gistica> ...We forgot pokeballs...
<Keeper> Don't you get all depressed too.
So yeah, things weren't thought through well and we didn't have any pokeballs with which to catch the supposed legendary. Ah well, like we could have done anything to it anyway.
So we left the Lake!
On the way to Sandgem, I picked up the free potion from the employee. Chimchar also beat up some random Bidoofs and we made our way into town.
*Keeper has entered #SandgemTown
<%PMJ> Are you going to do that everytime you enter a new town/route?
<%PMJ> What about buildings?
<Keeper> Maybe...
PMJ was waiting for me (scary) and led me inside the lab. Though not before Gistica hurried out and down the next route.
<camoclone> o/
<Keeper> \o
<camoclone> You got Chimchar? You could always give it a nickname if you wanted.
<Keeper> I've thought long and hard about this.
<Keeper> His name will be... superawesomedrunkenfightingmonkeyofdoomandperil.
<camoclone> ...Character limit.
<Keeper> Oh right. Let's go with Drohn's suggestion of Zui Quan then.
<camoclone> Done. Thanks for confirming.
<%PMJ> I'm so glad you're nice to pokémon. If you weren't I'd have to... Oh I just can't say it.
<Keeper> Why not?
<%PMJ> This game is rated E.
Pretty sure that was a threat. Oh well.
I was given TM Return for my troubles.
Now I get to be shown around by PMJ. He threatened to walk slower if I mashed the A button and ignored him. I did it anyway.
I guess, instead of walking slower, the punishment was having to return to Twinleaf.
So I did, I made the long trek back to Twinleaf. Along the way, Zui Quan learned Ember.
Once at home, I found out that Gistica had left a package behind. Of course, this now meant that I had to take it to him.
Finally, I was allowed on Route202.
*Keeper has entered #Route202
%PMJ> Now I'll show you how to catch a pokémon.
<Keeper> But I already know how.
<%PMJ> It's in the script. It's going to happen.
<Keeper> Ok.
...
<Keeper> Why would you want to catch a Bidoof?
<%PMJ> It's the first thing I ran into. I need to go explain a few things to camo so I wanted my part over with.
<Keeper> K, bye then.
*PMJ has left #Route202
...Then why send me all the way back to Twinleaf Town?
/End Chapter