The Jokes Thread

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@TDL, What's the first thing French soldiers are taught in army training?
How to say "we surrender" in at least 10 languages
Why did France give the US the Statue of Liberty?
Because she only had one hand in the air
 
Here's a slightly dirty one:
pmj was here

What was AfroG before he was AfroG?
- AtadpolE.

What Pokemon has had the most interactions with the Japanese lately?
- Seismitoad.

So Renee Descartes is at a bar and he finishes his drink. The bartender asks him if he'd like another one, and Renee says "I think not". He vanishes into thin air.

I asked a deaf man if he had a unit of power. He replied "What?"

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum-chhhhhhhh!

A's are great. They boost your morale and make you feel special. On the other hand, B's sting.
 
I love that Descartes one.

For the rest of you, here is something cheesy.

Q: What's a good Pokemon for cleaning a shower?
A: Haxorus. After all, it has Mold Breaker.
 
@DNA: That is hilarious! I was laughing for 5 whole minutes!

Alright, here are a few jokes (highlight for answer):

Q:Why don't Jynxes get dates very often?
A:They are said to be as cold as ice.

Q:What Pokemon do you get if you put a parrot in a washing machine?
A:Poliwhirl (polly whirl)

Q: What do you get when you cross Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise?
A:I don't know but it's crawling up your back!

Q: What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
A:I’m Zaptos intolerant!
 
Glad to see you enjoyed it. I have another.

Q: What would you call a witch who's crazy about laying curses on people?
A: A hex nut.

I'm seriously making these puns up and posting them as I think them up.
 
What did the student say to his teacher at the Trainer's School when he had a question?
I gotta Axew a question.

What three Pokemon throw the best fiesta?
ArticUNO, ZapDOS, and MolTRES.
 
^They weren't funny the first time.

What do you call Helen Keller's dog?
Urghrurgharghar
 
But it's funny.

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door?

Triforce

How does Mario see the future?

A Luigi board

hur hur
 
If you don't like the Pokemon fiesta, then join Deino, Zweilous, and Hydreigon. They're throwing eine große Partei.
 
^I lol'd. GREATLY. That was pretty darn good.
 
Here's a couple geometry jokes

How was the arctic circle made?
With A compass.

What did the math teacher say to his failing student?
GeomeTry Again.
Hehehehehehe
 
I was listening to Lipps Inc on the radio when the speakers started acting all funky. I've noticed that a lot in this town. I'm thinkin' 'bout, thinkin' 'bout, thinkin' bout mo-o-oving.
 
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